{"id":96,"date":"2010-11-05T14:19:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T14:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zinocircus.com\/fr\/2010\/11\/20101105chez-le-fleuriste\/"},"modified":"2014-02-07T20:36:19","modified_gmt":"2014-02-07T19:36:19","slug":"chez-le-fleuriste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zinocircus.com\/fr\/2010\/11\/chez-le-fleuriste\/","title":{"rendered":"Chez le fleuriste"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Normalement, une bande dessin\u00e9e \u00e0  pr\u00e9tentions humoristiques devrait s'afficher \u00e0 cet endroit.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zinocircus.com\/fr\/wp-content\/comics\/Fleuriste.jpg\" width=\"100%\" \/><\/div>\n<h1>Bonus: petit guide des expressions les plus utiles en langage des fleurs<\/h1>\n<p>Le langage des fleurs, il faut l&rsquo;avouer, n&rsquo;est pas un langage tr\u00e8s efficace. Il existe beaucoup de mani\u00e8res de dire \u00ab\u00a0je t&rsquo;aime\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0tu me plais\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0tu es belle\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0je br\u00fble d&rsquo;amour pour toi\u00a0\u00bb, mais quasiment aucun moyen de commander un menu maxi best of big mac avec frites et coca. Certaines fleurs, cependant, ont une signification qui sort de l&rsquo;ordinaire, ou tout simplement une signification fort utile. Floril\u00e8ge (source : <a href=\"http:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Langage_des_fleurs\">une c\u00e9l\u00e8bre encyclop\u00e9die en ligne<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<h2>Dans la cat\u00e9gorie \u00ab\u00a0bon \u00e0 savoir\u00a0\u00bb<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>Offrir <strong>12 roses rouges<\/strong> est une demande en mariage (ne pas se tromper si l&rsquo;on ne souhaite pas demander quelqu&rsquo;un en mariage.)<\/li>\n<li>Pour donner un rendez-vous, on place des <strong>gla\u00efeuls<\/strong> au centre du bouquet : le nombre de gla\u00efeuls indique l&rsquo;heure du rendez vous.<\/li>\n<li>Les <strong>freesias jaunes<\/strong> et les <strong>h\u00e9m\u00e9rocalles jaunes<\/strong> sont une invitation \u00e0 l&rsquo;adult\u00e8re, que vous soyez le mari, la femme, l&rsquo;amant ou la ma\u00eetresse.<\/li>\n<li>Offrir des <strong>girofl\u00e9es jaunes<\/strong> signifie: \u00ab\u00a0On baise?\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>Dans la cat\u00e9gorie \u00ab\u00a0pas sympa\u00a0\u00bb<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>Les <strong>armoises jaunes<\/strong> signifient \u00ab\u00a0J&rsquo;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 infid\u00e8le.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<li>Les<strong> \u0153illets violets<\/strong> : \u00ab\u00a0Vous ne m&rsquo;inspirez que de l&rsquo;antipathie.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<li>Un bouquet de <strong>colchiques <\/strong>signifie \u00ab\u00a0S\u00e9parons-nous.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>Dans la cat\u00e9gorie \u00ab\u00a0peut pr\u00eater \u00e0 confusion\u00a0\u00bb<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>Le <strong>basilic <\/strong>signifie \u00e0 la fois \u00ab\u00a0Meilleurs voeux\u00a0\u00bb et \u00ab\u00a0Je vous hais.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>Dans la cat\u00e9gorie \u00ab\u00a0beaucoup trop sp\u00e9cifique\u00a0\u00bb<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>Les <strong>ell\u00e9bores <\/strong>signifient \u00ab\u00a0Vous avez trop d&rsquo;esprit.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<li>Les <strong>sabines <\/strong>: \u00ab\u00a0Mes parents sont m\u00e9contents.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<li>Les<strong> pissenlits jaunes<\/strong> : \u00ab\u00a0Je r\u00e9pands la bonne semence.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<li>Et enfin mes fleurs pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9es, les <strong>arums blancs<\/strong>, qui signifient le d\u00e9sir de relation d&rsquo;amour charnelle avec une personne \u00e2g\u00e9e.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bonus: petit guide des expressions les plus utiles en langage des fleurs Le langage des fleurs, il faut l&rsquo;avouer, n&rsquo;est pas un langage tr\u00e8s efficace. Il existe beaucoup de mani\u00e8res de dire \u00ab\u00a0je t&rsquo;aime\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0tu me plais\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0tu es belle\u00a0\u00bb, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zinocircus.com\/fr\/2010\/11\/chez-le-fleuriste\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-default"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v15.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/www.zinocircus.com\/fr\/2010\/11\/chez-le-fleuriste\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Chez le fleuriste - Zinocircus\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Bonus: petit guide des expressions les plus utiles en langage des fleurs Le langage des fleurs, il faut l&rsquo;avouer, n&rsquo;est pas un langage tr\u00e8s efficace. 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